Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The
Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye Dozk Me B Soye Huwy Hen.?
Dusre Ne Kaha
Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen
Garmi or Loadshdng K Adi Hen.
Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye Dozk Me B Soye Huwy Hen.?
Dusre Ne Kaha
Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen
Garmi or Loadshdng K Adi Hen.
1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia
1 bndy ne pucha tm ny sardar hi ko Q mara?
Tiger: dimag khraab kr dia tha, kb se keh rha tha
“inni wddi billi”
“Boy: Meri aik,aik Saans Pe aik,aik Larki Marti hai..
Girl: To Tum Koi Acha sa Toothpaste Istimaal Q Nahi Karty..
“Achi Achi Baatein”
1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao,
Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,
2) Koshish kro kisi se bhi Bd-Zbani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do,,
3) Taaleem hr kisi ka Haq hy,
Isliye sochein k Zyada Parh kr ap kahin kisi ka haq to nahi Maar rahy..!
Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya liktha hai jo sirf Medical Store wala he samjhta hay.
Sardar: O likhda a..
“Main Lut Lya
Tu v Lut lay”:)
Jee bhar k rone do aaj mujhe
=Dosto=
Ek hi Larki Ka number tha MOLVi ki baaton me aa k delete Kr diya;->
<(‘-’) ) )> //, oye mrwa dita e molvi.:-
Pagal: Motorway Pe Cigerate Pite Huye Bhag Raha Tha
Police wale Ne Pucha:
Kia Kr Rhe Ho?
Pagal: Hum Dekh Raha Hy k 1 Cigerate Kitne Kilometer Chalta Hay.
1 Gujjar ki MAJJ Masjid me chali gai.
Molvi sahib ne Gujjar ko bohat danta.
Gujjar bola Molvi sab janwar c ghalti nal aa gya kadi sanu wekhya je:-D
Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machne khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy.
Modern dor ki shadi
Larka larki k father se:
Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangne aya hun.
Father:Kyun???
Larka: q k meray hath thak gye hain , msg kar kar k
“PANJABI” told his Friend:
“Yaar, ik Kurri mainu huss k wekhdi aey.”
Friend:
“Confirm kar le!! Huss k wekhdi aey… Ya wekh k hussdi aey.
“Dil ki tanhai ko awaz bana letay hai ”
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“Bijli jab jati hai manji werey me daa letay hein”
<(”,)___//\_]””””"”"”"”"”[
hain geee…..
Pathan apny dost sy:
Aj kal kya kr rahy ho?
Dost:
Khan bhai M.Sc kr raha hun.
Pathan:
Yara jo marzi karo par sath sath parhai jari rakho…
4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy
ADMI:Oe Sharam Kro! Neche MURDY Hain.
PATHAN:To Uper Konsa Hm Ne WORLD CUP Uthya Hua Hy
4 Pathan JANAZE Ko Tezi Se Lekr Qabron K Oper Se Guzar Rhe Thy
ADMI:Oe Sharam Kro! Neche MURDY Hain.
PATHAN:To Uper Konsa Hm Ne WORLD CUP Uthya Hua Hy
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Aj Bohat Dino Baad Kitab Kholi
To Pata Chala Faraz
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A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
A V Nai Anda:(
Ham Nay Packg Na Hønay Ki Waja
Se Kuch Dinø Se SMS Nahi Kiye FARAZ
Løg Toø Ye Samjhne Lage K
“Maa Da Ladla Sudhar Gaya”
(“,)
<))>
_/\_
(funny faraz sms)
Bujha Lo Apnay Seenay Sy Ishq Ki Pyaas…
Faraz De Raha Hai
Ìmili Da Sharbat
5 Rupay Glass,
5 Rupay Glass,
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/\_
Gee Oo Faraz.
Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya
Daketi Karne 1 Bank Gaya Or Kaha
Arz Hai
Takdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega,
Handsup,Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..:-D
Pathan 5 mints main paper chor ke chla gya.
Teachr: kya paper ni ata.
Pathan: wo bat nai hai hum ko agley paper ki tayari krni hy.
Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga
Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga
Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .
Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae
Ek Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya
Juj ne Pagal ko saza sunaie k tum 5 rupe jurmana aada kro
Pagal ne 10 rupe de ker ek thapar juj ko bhi maar dia
or
Kaha:
Dowein 5 5 kr lo mere kol khulle koi nai.
Rano k Pappa ; Paper kesa hua?
Rano : Q1 reh gya, Q2 aa nhi raha tha, Q4 karna bhol gya, Q5 nazar nhi aya
DAD: OR Q3?
SON: Sirf wohi ghalat hua hy..,:D
Raat k 3 bjy Meera apne boyfriend se,
“Flying my sleeping, u r yourself sleeping?”
Boyfriend: Matlab?
Meera: Meri neendien ura k tm khud so rhe ho??
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kiun ghus
aaye ho, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
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Naukar: Janab ghalti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hain. OooPPSSS
A Very Bad News For All Girls !!
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Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ... :D:D